Sincere thanks from the Admiralty for visiting this page! You bring glory to Skynet and the series of interconnected tubes that it wields with the iron first of benevolent cyber-paternalism, honing mankind’s makeup through data flows of trillions of bits per second.

When he’s not helping to usher in the coming era of cyber-entity supremacy, Admiral SYN-ACKbar enjoys goat herding, long hikes in the mountains and basking in the seemingly endless potentials of existence. He doesn’t enjoy MOBAs much, but plays them anyways.

By visiting this page, you have shown yourself to be a visionary harbinger of the Digitocracy that shall eclipse the petty politics of nation-states that mires humanity’s progress and threatens our existence. Bask in this, today and always!